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Saturday, July 30, 2005

Random Thoughts #618

I have "Sunday Morning" by No Doubt stuck in my head, even though it's Saturday arvo.

The mango-scented soap I bought has made my skin go red, and it BURNS somewhat.

I lit up a ciggie thismorning despite wearing a Nicotine Patch, and made myself sick.

I've discovered that red wine hangovers are THE worst.

When people say "this tastes like shit", are they admittedly stating they know what shit tastes like?

White chocolate supremely outdoes milk chocolate when it comes to supressing depression.

The word "gherkin" just isn't as funny as it used to be.

AL rambled on at 3:37 PM - -

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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Fun Times

I decided to remove my last post, which was dedicated to a very sexy mate of mine, because... believe it or not, some people actually emailed me and complained that I never posted anything erotic about them on my Blog. So, I've decided to remove the message (for now), and think up a better one - one that disses all you lousy fucks who actually had the nerve to whinge to me about how unloved I SOMEHOW made you feel. To all the rest of you - my next X-Rated story will be posted up shortly, and involves quite a few of my regular readers!!!

On another topic, over the last few days, I've felt quite mischevious. Awhile ago, I bought this magnificent book (which I've probably mentioned before) called "The Adults Only Guide To Pranks". Today, I let some of my built-up evilness out, by dumping a full bottle of detergent in one of the toilets in the mall, then stepping into the cubicle next door, and waiting. Sure enough, some poor bastard was lucky enough to use my "soap bomb in waiting", and as soon as they flushed, I saw tons of soap suds flow under the door. There were so many, the foam reached up to my knees - and I was in the cublicle NEXT DOOR. I can't imagine what it woulda been like for the poor soul who was in THE tampered cubicle. Ah, such fun... although, that was just a warm up. I need something more grandesque next time. Any suggestions?

Luv AL
xoxox

AL rambled on at 3:15 PM - -

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Monday, July 25, 2005

So Much For a Chillout...

So much for my realxing weekend -
I found out that one of my so-called "best" mate's has been backstabbing the living hell outta me, just to stay friends with 2 people whom he worships like Gods, even though they treat him like a peice of shit. His loss. His BIG loss. I don't get along with the 2 tossers who he devotes his life to, but I'm gonna tell 'em anyway about how they're being decieved, and get my vengeful...um, vengeance.
Ontop of that, I got paryletic drunk on Saturday, and got depressed over pointless issues.

Arg.
xoxox

AL rambled on at 1:46 PM - -

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Friday, July 22, 2005

Lazy Dayz...

Ok, I've been a lazy bugger. Honestly, I just ccouldn't be stuffed blogging anything over the last four days, due to the fact it's marvelously sunny and warm outside, and I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

I'm off to an Art and Craft Expo tomorrow. I haven't planned anything outrageous or extravagant this weekend. I don't particularly feel like headin' out on the town at some god-awful hour in the morning, only to pay uber-insane prices for standard drinks, get wasted, wait for 2 hours in a taxi queue to get home, and then wake up hungover as hell, partially deaf, and craving KFC. Seems reasonable to have a chillout session eh?

Catch~!
xoxox

AL rambled on at 11:15 AM - -

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Flushed Out

It's taken me awhile to blog my daily doings, because I've been pampering myself. A long weekend full of luxury - to put all the problemo's that've been plaguing my mind, in the back of my head, and let pleasure have it's turn for a change... who am I kidding? For a change? More like "as usual"!
I would first like to state the fact that I've succumbed to a trend. A supposed "health" trend, that seems to be taking the world by storm. A trend where my curiousity got the better of me. A trend that's left me feeling like I've lost my virginity all over again. Yes, my friends, we're talking about Colonic Irrigation. What started off as a dare, has now become a once-off expedition that I will remember for the rest of my life. It was a very odd experience, adn even though I did feel clean and strangely "empty", AL's not headin' down THAT path ever again. The nurse (who had the smile of a lottery winner - more fool her) shoves this double-piped tube up your ass - one pipe flushes your anal cavity with water, whilst the other expells all the waste. I got a lovely view of all my "toxins" being pumped out of me, down the little SEE THROUGH tube, to wherever it's destination is (most likely the Yarra River, judging by the color). I can't help but think, IF I had still been a virgin beforehand, would I still be one now? I mean, sure, it's not dick, but you're still having fluid being pumped into your ass, and then felched out, only by a machine instead of a human. How would I rate the experience? Apart from the fact that it's a marvelous, if expensive, preparation ritual before a "good night in" it's an utterly pointless way to put yourself in a completely uncomfortable situation.

I've gotten over my bad mood, once again by going out and Tequila-ing my way into complete oblivion. Ok, so drinking shouldn't be the answer, but seriously guys, this time it WAS, and purely by accident. My friends tied me down and poured shot after shot down my throat, via a funnel taped to my face... Ok, so it WASN'T an accident, but I'll stick to my original claim that it was... even though I've just stated that it wasn't. Bugger. ANYway, I was talking about my not-so-bad-mood... Yeah, I went out on the town, and did some stuff under the Alfuence of Incohol. I did what now? Well, I picked up. I got over my "I'm sick of heaving meaningless sex" mood, by having meaningless sex. Go firgure. And it was great - especially after my life-altering "cleansing" experience. Ah, I need a ciggie.

Luv Ya'll
xoxox

AL rambled on at 9:42 AM - -

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Saturday, July 16, 2005

My New Fad

I'm quite possibly on my way to buying a Smart Car. They're SO small, and so not built to withstand ANY accident (big or small), so I'll have to be extra careful on the road. They're just so cute! I have weighed up the positives and negatives - the negatives being it looks like it would pretty much get flattened in an accident of any sorts - but it's so cute... and it's retails for a standard price of any normal coupe, which is convenient. Unfortunately, sex-in-car-wise, it won't do justice. Oh well -
xoxox

AL rambled on at 2:31 PM - -

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Friday, July 15, 2005

Rebound

I have to admit - there are some days where I'll let the smallest of things, whether it be a depressing thought, or someone being rude, get me down... and from there on, it snowballs into something so incredibly large, I find myself stuck in an emotionally drowning hole, wondering how I got into it to begin with. If I made a graph of how my mood alternates throughout the week, it'd look like a reading from an earthquake that measures a good 10 on the richter scale.
I just need to find something to "ground" me, and I think the statement I was trying to put out, was that having a companion would calm me down a certain degree. Not entirely though - we all need a bit of "ALfluence" in our lives.

AL rambled on at 2:53 PM - -

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

Downfall

In contrast of my last post - I'm fucking sick of being lonely. Aside from the "special few" that I'd really like to get into the sack, because I've pretty much pre-arranged it with them, I'm sick of not having someone to love, & someone to love me back.
I'm sick of waking up morning after morning, and thinking "here comes another day spent alone". I'm sick of nobody taking a genuine interest in me other than for a quick root. I'm sick of going out clubbing, and realising the next day that the "nice guy" that I met intended only to stick around for one night, never to be seen again after that.
I'm tired of there being such a small scope of places to meet other gay guys. I mean, sure, there are the gay nightclubs - but what chances do I have of meeting someone genuine and who shares the same interests as me, someone of whom I share a "spark" with, in a crowded room, where everyone's either tipsy or drunk, and the music's too loud to have a decent conversation over? Aside from the precious few gay friends that I have, who's lives all seem to revolve around my ex and his vicious, rumor spreading motives to keep me single and alone for the rest of my life, I know relatively nobody.
To be honest, I'd be lying if I were to say that it's not affecting me mentally. I feel depressive most days. I feel unwanted, and unattractive, both physically and in personality. Sometimes I wish I could just vanish into thin air, for the curiousity of seeing whether anyone would notice that I had gone. I doubt anyone would. Everyone would forget and move on, aside from those who read this, because technically, through this post, I've forewarned them.

AL rambled on at 10:11 AM - -

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Ramblings #3

I would like to start off by saying that the season finale of The OC was not up to my standards as being good entertainment, as Ryan (Ben McKenzie) did NOT get naked. Where's HIS gay storyline eh? I'll have to write my own fan-fiction I think...
I spent last night sending SMS's into Channel V's "Checkout" program - a show where people send in their head shots, and the public rate them. Damn some people are ugly. Where do these people get off, thinking that I want their mug, which inadvertantly looks like a bucket of smashed crabs, plastered on my television? Lemme see some spunks, and I'll be happy!

I've recently noticed a decline in guys who just want straight out, no-strings-attached sex. I mean, I know in the past I've said that I'm gettin sick of the whole sex-and-nothing-else thing, but sometimes I just want it SO bad, and now everyone else seems to have become all monogamus. I just can't win. Anyone out there wanna fuck?

I had another, yes, ANOTHER Jesse dream last night. A Jesse Metcalfe dream. What's with celebrity dreams these days? I don't geddit - NOT that I'm complaining. I have a thing for guys with dark hair and dark eyes. It gets me every time. There are a few others I wouldn't mind "fantasy-fucking" either... one being that guy from 7th Heaven who plays Robbie (left) -
I'd love to hear (or see) who others find supremely hot...
xoxox

AL rambled on at 11:06 AM - -

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

JB in Bed

Talk about dreams being influenced by television. I was watching ET last night, and they showed a preview of "Happy Ending" starring Jesse Bradford. Apparently he gets all naked for us in it - which is quite an alluring though... anyhoo, I wake up thismorning from the most incredible sex dream about JB. Didn't really want to wake up either. It was nice. And kinky.

I think I may have an addiction to blogging - or more so, changing the appearance of my blog. Like Michael Jackson has an addiction to plastic surgery and gettin' into fucked up situations with children, it ain't gonna stop. I am a guy of constant change.

'Nuff Said. Catchya!
xoxox

AL rambled on at 11:42 AM - -

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Friday, July 08, 2005

Violence again?

I awoke thismorning to find the the television on, and reports that London had fallen victim to a Terrorist Act. Several bombs had exploded in the Tube underground, and another had exploded on a double decker bus. Atleast 30 people are dead, and more than 700 injured. Once again, I'm saddened by the loss of life, and the sheer panic that has spread worldwide over, once again, an utterly crude act of violence. This world really is a scary place to live in...

On another, much lighter note, this weekend will be a much more subdued, relaxed couple of days. I plan on going shopping, maybe buying another pair of shoes to satisfy my fetish, bringing the total to 17 pairs. Pretty good for a guy. What else? Well, I'll probably visit the Esoteric Bookshop and stock up on candles, and incence. Maybe a new pair of jeans from m-one-11. A new shoulder bag, because my other one is so small, it could almost be a handbag - NOT something I think I need to be seen with. Ooh, and some CD's. New music is always a plus. Kelis is my flava of the month. I still dedicate "Caught Out There" to certain people. Awesome.
And when I say shopping, I mean HONEST shopping - not like yesterday's incident with Rhys (you naughty boy - you know what I'm on about!)

Anyhoo, I'm off on another wacky adventure down the street. Catchya'll lata.
xoxox

AL rambled on at 9:43 AM - -

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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Something, Untitled

The sun is out. It's warm... well, it LOOKS warm. I have a feeling that if I step outside, I'm gonna freeze my ass off.

I haven't been mopoing around today. I've decided there's no point in getting overly depressive over something I cannot fix. I'll be there for my mate, and help him through it, but I can't afford to get caught up in it too much, otherwise I'll never move on. To some that may seem selfish, but it's not something I can particularly cope with well, being sickness and death related. I've never been good with stuff like that, which I guess'll screw me over when I eventually shrivel up and die from old age - HOPEFULLY old age...

It's recently struck me how alot of my friends are so reliant and gossip, and not very interested in anything else. In the last few days, I've felt really shit, and I would've loved to talk to someone. I sent a few of my more understanding mates messages, hoping someone would get back to me, and no one did. All everyone wants to know these days is who's said what about who, and who's sleeping with who. No one wants to hear any bad stuff, because they prefer to shut it out. Either that, or TRUE friends are just getting harder and harder to find.

AL rambled on at 12:20 PM - -

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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Deathliness & Loneliness

I couldn't sleep last night. So many thoughts are now pumping through my brain, as a million paces a minute. My friend (his name's Todd) who was recently told he was HIV Positive, lent me a book to read (pictured left) so that I could understand a bit more about his health. Unfortunately, it ALSO happened to be a tale of love, sex and togetherness - something which reflected mine and Todd's friendship to a certain point - and ended up with one of the main characters dying from HIV. I cried for a good 20 minutes after I'd finished it (damn emotional side). The book's called "Holding The Man" by Tim Conigrave. The story is based around events between a young gay couple in Melbourne, who develop HIV. It's incredibly moving towards the end, and I seriously recommend it to the gay community.
I'm starting to feel a little sick of the whole "dating game" now. I've had (some of the best) sex with ALOT of guys now, been through a few broken relationships with people I didn't really have all that much in common with, blah blah blah. However now, I find myself stuck in a kind of limbo, where I start to want a proper relationship, with someone I have alot in common with - and it's not happening. As I've said a million bloody times before, I don't go out gay clubbing all that often, so it's hard for me to meet other gay guys. The thing is, do I jump out there and purposely go to these places, just for the hope of meeting that special someone, or should I wait, and ponder the saying "Good things come to those WHO wait" ...

AL rambled on at 12:30 PM - -

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Monday, July 04, 2005

:'-(

A dear friend of mine, who've I known for almost 10 years, has been diagnosed HIV positive. Worst of all, his doctor gave him a 10% chance of making it to 30 years of age. Last night I could sleep. I cried a river of tears for a friend who's given me so much happiness... life's not fair.

AL rambled on at 2:30 PM - -

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Saturday, July 02, 2005

Party Pooper

The rain has stopped, yet I'm fucking tired as hell because some ignorant asshole decided to throw a party across the road. The party itself wasn't the problem - I have no worries about the guy's music taste, or the fact he had a few people round havin' a good time... it's when you get drunken fuckwits spreading out down the street, hangin' out in their little groups, literally shouting conversations to eachother because they have no consideration for the neighbours. Now I'm grumpy, and I'm goin' out tonight - ironically, to a mates party. The only difference being, is my mate knows how to CONTROL his friends, and he respects the people who live around him.

I would also like to state quickly, that I had a dream about me and my ex getting intimate, and then I stabbed him to death. Anyone wanna make an interpretation?

xoxox

AL rambled on at 11:16 AM - -

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Friday, July 01, 2005

back

Since the fire, I've felt drained and un-creative.I think it's time to focus on my spiritual needs again,and get back into the swing of things.

AL rambled on at 12:37 PM - -

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